var nQuotes = 31;

var quote0   = "The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be."; 
var author0  = "Konrad A. Lorenz";
var quote1   = "A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life."; 
var author1  = "Bob Barker";
var quote2   = "We never really own a dog as much as he owns us."; 
var author2  = "Gene Hill";
var quote3   = "No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friendl and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."; 
var author3  = "Will Rogers";
var quote4   = "Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them."; 
var author4  = "From 101 Dalmatians, Dodie Smith";
var quote5   = "If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life."; 
var author5  = "Roger Caras";
var quote6   = "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool out of himself too."; 
var author6  = "Samuel Butler";
var quote7   = "Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog."; 
var author7  = "James Thurber";
var quote8   = "In regard to dogs, my most memorable thoughts concern my daughter’s dog and her foundness for them. In fact, one day while working at the office, she hosted a birthday party for one of her Newfoundlands and the party was attended by dogs of other coworkers. It was a hectic few hours, but I believe the guests enjoyed themselves."; 
var author8  = "Thomas S. Monaghan";
var quote9   = "Happiness is dog-shaped, I say."; 
var author9  = "Chapman Pincher";
var quote10  = "Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks."; 
var author10 = "Roger Caras";
var quote11  = "Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out."; 
var author11 = "Princess Anne";
var quote12  = "Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch."; 
var author12 = "George Carlin";
var quote13  = "Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame."; 
var author13 = "Cynthia Heimel";
var quote14  = "He that would strike my dog would strike me."; 
var author14 = "Scottish proverb";
var quote15  = "“If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and take you back again."; 
var author15 = "Anon";
var quote16  = "He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."; 
var author16 = "Immanuel Kant";
var quote17  = "If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."; 
var author17 = "Woodrow Wilson";
var quote18  = "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I  have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."; 
var author18 = "James Thurber";
var quote19  = "Anyone who has accustomed himself to regard the life of any living creature as worthless is in danger of arriving also at the idea of worthless human lives."; 
var author19 = "Albert Schweitzer";
var quote20  = "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."; 
var author20 = "Mohandas Gandhi";
var quote21  = "If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the  shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men."; 
var author21 = "St. Francis of Assisi";
var quote22  = "When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'"; 
var author22 = "Rudyard Kipling";
var quote23  = "Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet."; 
var author23 = "Colette";
var quote24  = "There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home; they are thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego."; 
var author24 = "Janet Schulman";
var quote25  = "I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source."; 
var author25 = "Doris Day";
var quote26  = "Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog!"; 
var author26 = "Charles F. Doran";
var quote27  = "I don’t believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals."; 
var author27 = "Gary Larson";
var quote28  = "The old dog barks backward without getting up. I can remember when he was a pup."; 
var author28 = "Robert Frost";
var quote29  = "There are three faithful friends--a wife, an old dog, and ready money."; 
var author29 = "Ben Franklin";
var quote30  = "Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They migh be a bit out of  shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."; 
var author30 = "Bonnie Wilcox";

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var dateObj = new Date();
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theQuote    = quotes[dateObj.getDate()-1];
theAuthor   = authors[dateObj.getDate()-1];